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I think one of my “favorite” things is when people misinterpret what it means to be aroace. Watching people so clearly not understand the complexity behind the spectrum of aromatic and asexuality and then proceed to say they “stand with” aroace as an ally is so hilarious to me. Especially when they use this to start bashing on a perfectly fine ship, especially because said ship gets in the way of theirs.
Aroace does not mean no attraction. The plastered poster face for it is people who don’t feel ANY types of attraction, but that does not mean everyone. Aromantic people can date and fall in love. Asexual people can fuck. Aroace people can do both.
Yes, aroace rep IS needed. But we still have it via Luffy—just because Luffy kisses someone (hypothetically) doesn’t mean we just yeeted the aroace label off of him. He is STILL aroace. You know who else is aroace? Bon Clay, for one. Zoro as well. Yet I don’t see people screaming that shipping Zoro with someone completely erases the aroace label, now do I?
Ugh, I’d totally make a whole ass essay about this, but it’s half till midnight. It’s just. Been on my mind for a few hours and I need to say a little shit
#iykyk#zolu#I got so worked up reading that one post lol#as someone who used to not ship zolu because Luffy felt aroace to me I found it hilarious#while also quite insulting#says someone started bashing on a ship that’s done literally nothing wrong#plus they also started bashing on zonami and said it’s because Zoro’s canonically gay#like ??? no??? he isn’t???#“never explicitly said but heavily implied” is ridiculous really#Zoro is Zoro. he is a fictional character who is up to interpretation until the original creator states otherwise#also the “straightwashing Sanji” comment had me dead I’m sorry#like did we WATCH the same anime/live action?#sanji’s been straight from the start. if anything opla made him less straight with all those soft looks he was giving Luffy#like dudes bi at most#but truly Zoro is so aroace to me#that dude has nothing on his mind but being the best swordsman#booze#and making sure his captain doesn’t die like#seriously. people need to understand that aroace is much more complex than they think it is#oh and yes#we definitely need more non-dating aroace rep
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Hogan's Heroes LGBTQ Headcanons
I don't know why, but I've been wanting to share my headcanons for these guys for a while now, and since I'm apparently going through a Hogan's Heroes phase again at the moment I finally got myself up to actually write them down (I've kind of wanted to do this since forever I was just lazy🫠 but I also didn't want to wait with posting them until next pride month). I apologise if the tone of my writing changes like 5 times throughout, I wrote them kind of scattered and partly sleep-deprived😅
Mind you that these are just my headcanons, you don't have to agree with them, just be respectful! I feel like some of these are pretty widely accepted in the fandom anyway, but there are also some that I haven't seen mentioned as frequently.
Also I've mainly focused on sexuality headcanons here, since when it comes to gender I still see most characters as cis. After thinking a bit about it I could see Carter as being agender though, in the kind of way that he just doesn't really care about his gender (like upon being asked what his gender is he'd say something like "I'm just Carter. Why does that even matter?"). Also this is more gender expression related but I can imagine that Newkirk at some point discovers he actually enjoys crossdressing, after having to disguise as a woman multiple times for secret missions. I also feel like Schultz would be the type who doesn't particularly care whether he's gender-conforming or not (he didn't really seem to mind when they put him in a wedding dress that one time), he doesn't actively pursue nonconformity, but he also doesn't take an issue with it, all in all he's just really chill about it.
Feel free to let me know what you think of them :) (As long as it's respectful of course!)
#Carter being (hetero) ace is very important to me��� and idk I just always liked thinking of Klink and Hogan as a bi/pan couple#also Hochstetter being gay is just kind of intriguing to me because the one most distressed about it would be literally just he himself#everyone else is just like 'dude chill you're still a sucky person but no one cares if you're secretly dreaming about kissing men'#idk I lowkey feel like I forgot how to write tumblr posts💀 there's still a lot on my mind rn but I wanted to get this out of my system#hogan's heroes#hogan's heroes headcanons#lgbtq headcanons#lgbt headcanons#robert hogan#peter newkirk#louis lebeau#andrew carter#james kinchloe#richard baker#wilhelm klink#hans schultz#wolfgang hochstetter#albert burkhalter#selniaspost#I think I'm too lazy to add tags with all their ranks as well I'm sorry💀
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Being Bisexual is sooo cool we can be any gender and be attracted to any gender any amount, we lovvvvve women and nonbinary people and men and even if we only ever date or fuck one of those we are still Bisexual. We aren't "half straight, half gay", because that's not how sexuality works. Sometimes it feels like we don't have our own community but tbh that's because, the Gay community? We in there. The Lesbian community? We in there. Trans community??? We in there!!!!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!
#bisexual#happy pride month i figured i get to make at least one bi post#as a bi person i still feel very shunted to the side sometimes lol#like it still feels...esp for women (because patriarchy world) that sayong your bi means you're saying that you like Men the most lol#altho on the reverse i think plenty of bi men r also treated like staright dudes ''trying to be cool'' which has it;s own origins#and also like. if ur lesbian or gay that comes with a Community and a history and everything and being Bi is like. oh you're there too lol?#even tho Bi people have ALWAYS been in both the Gay and Lesbian communities! it's just more obvious nowadays because in the past...#being openly ANYTHING was hard and obviously it was easier for cis bisexuals to like. pretend to be straight. or if they couldnt...#they could pretend to be gay or lesbian! like we had to be somewhere#and not everybody has the strength and fortitude to b openly Bi when both straights and queers will give you shit for it#anyway.#everything Gay or Lesbian is also Bi you are not missing out by being Bisexual. you can call yourself butch and femme you#can be a bear or a twink you can worship femininity worship masculinity do drag go to lesbian bars ETC#and to the youngsters who feel like they have to call themselves Pansexual because they r nonbinary or date trans people: you do not#Bi people are ALSO in the trans community! WE'RE EVERYWHERE#BI WORLD NO ESCAPE#YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!#-_-#pol
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*looking at 99% of the x readers in the bsd fandom* he would not fucking say that
#“nikolai x fem!reader” maam i hate to be the guy to tell u but that is the faggiest fag who ever homosexualled#or like the domestic fyodor x readers babes he would not do that#or like anything where dazai fucks the fem reader in the most heterosexual way possible#like we can all agree that hes bi but hes bi in a way where it would be inherently gay to fuck him yk#even if he was cis (he rlly isnt-) and the reader was a cishet girl u gotta capture his inherent faggility yk#idk dude just if u want a character who can dom the fem!reader and not be into men abt it yosano’s right there#idk i just hate the amount of bad x readers i see on here 😭#bsd#bungou stray dogs#ryan shut the fuck up
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nothing will EVER be funnier to me than how i went from a hard femme long nailed thick eyeliner heavy blush dyed money pieces goth poseur egirl hunting lame men on tinder for sport to like. scrappy butch who will only wear a skirt if its in a faggot way, bi4bi with a nb fiance.
#brain issues for the most part but it makes me laugh looking at old selfies bc i look so dead eyed#laugh a little in pain mostly. bc i know how unhappy i was and how it was me trying to cope with my body and how lonely i felt as a bi girl#and laugh a little bc i looked good dgmw. i was so cute. but it wasnt me. it feels like looking at pictures of myself in drag#dating women like scared the shit out of me bc id only had other wlw treat me as like dyke lite or Basically A Man bc of my body#like dating dudes at least made me feel weirdly in control. not safe but in control like if they treated me bad it was their fault not mine#i have a much healthier relationship w dating men AND women now (obviously) but its rough looking back at it#txt
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Your name is Richard Rider, Nova.
After years away from Earth, your birth family and the friends you knew, you return to find the Avengers caused a superhero civil war, and you feel despair and alienation because the cultural changes resulting of it (and other things.)
You, already suffering from PTSD and Suvivors Guilt, can't find home where there should be.
............
This has Happened to you TWICE!
#he really is the saddest bi dude ever#Richard Rider#Nova#gotg#marvel#rereading Annihilation Conquest is taking over my brain sorry#like#god damn he really is just#such a Superhero#one of the most Superheroes of all time#dan abnett#andy lanning
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oh my god a bisexual girl made a joking comment going "yeah unfortunately in attracted to men, too" should we take her to the hague? should we string her up for her terrible cruelty to men for a tongue in cheek comment? Oh, wait, no. shes already at a higher risk of abuse so she'll statistically get hers anyway!!
#literally every time i see a post being like HOW DARE A BI GIRL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MEN#im just like.... maybe you could care about idk. anything more important?#like ill get upset with the girlies who make those jokes when those girlies aren't 5 times more likely to experience violence#actually no i still wont care bc if youre a dude who cant handle a joke comment like that maybe take a long look within yourself#also like its not just bi girls#i support straight girls who say this shit too#and lesbians too#like god forbid anyone ever get frustrated or make a joke about the group that abuses and murders them the most ??????#lmao like pls
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the jonah and adam interactions are always sooo,,, like its the perfect queer man interacting with cishet man example tbh
#astro watches#superstore#im rewatching bc i dont have the show downloaded so ofc i cant do that without wathcing#and dude i had forgotten how fun and awkward this show is. dude. tbh in the contender of best sitcoms of all tim#this. parks. office and new girl. top four frfr#anyways frfr jonah is so weird around adam is awesome. like its obv bc hes in love with amy#and he kinda goes unchecked most of the time but when adam is around he like thats her Husband !!!!#and just adam i such an awkward man adn so in jonah but in different ways. and just i love it#also stealth transmasc bi jonah is sooo real like its so real to me
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still thinking about how one of my first yyh meta posts got reblogged onto an sjw cringe comp blog in the year of our woke 2022. truly tumblr dot com, the last bastion of progressivism, has fallen (<- sarcasm) and also i'm kinda baffled that they didn't choose like. me putting yusuke in a skirt or something
#the post was a joke about how sensui might've been lackluster/bad DID rep i liked that all 7 of them were on board with wiping out humanity#like a LOT of my yyh content would make really good fodder for this kind of blog and they went for THAT?? damn#i could probably run a better sjw fail blog than them. i won't bc i choose to spend my time on equally unproductive yet nicer things but#like. guys my he/him nb bi arospec yusuke content is RIGHT THERE. the trans hiei stuff. the kuwameshi rants GUYS IM PRACTICALLY#SPOONFEEDING YOU DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS CONTENT AND YOU CONTINUE TO SHOVEL DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH INSTEAD#note: i don't think i've actually posted about yusuke being arospec but it might actually be my strongest hc about him#nb yusuke is mostly bc it makes me happy and a tiny bit bc of his approach to gender social norms and group divisions#i think he would think gender is stupid yknow? why the hell should he be a man just bc a bunch of ppl decided it for him?#i think it touches on his anti-authority + anti-chivalry thing well. he has a certain kind of openmindedness to him (emphasis on 'certain#kind' there) visible in his approach to fighters and demon-human relations#bi yusuke is bc he has some of the most 'yeah obv i'd fuck a dude guys are hot. this is an opinion everyone has' energy i've ever seen#but i think arospec yusuke touches on his arc (esp his relationship with keiko) much more prominently#anyway i think it only ended up on there bc someone rbed it talking about a limitation in my perspective (judging 90s rep by 2022 standards#and while i think the points raised were largely valid the guy who made them seems to have been in that kinda circle#also this post reminded me that i (probably?) haven't made a joke on here i've been making to myself for years so im gonna go post that now#anyway most of you weren't around for that so i thought this would be a fun bit of lore to share
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Having mostly cishet male coworkers is all fine and dandy until *casual sexism in the workplace*
#m rambles#at the very least it is yet to be directed at me#but the way that all these guys talk about their SOs and previous relationships is…. YIKES#two keep doing the ‘ole ball and chain’ jokes#joking about how their wives are constantly yapping at them or that they’ll ’beat me up if I don’t answer the phone’#another dude revealed yesterday that he dated and lived with a 21yo party girl when he was 34#the best of them so far that I’ve heard talk about his relationships is just downright clueless#he’s the most 22yo guy ever#apparently his gf asked if he thought she was more attractive in a pic from two years ago and he said YES#like???? bro?????????#(not saying that one’s sexist because it’s not. it’s just wild)#anyway the only people who haven’t given me the ick at work are my bi and my non-binary coworkers
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the 2010s sure were a time in my life
#there's just....... there's just something about that time#it might have something to do with 2011 being the year i started high school and 2019 being the year i finished my BA#and also the last year before the pandemic#I DON'T KNOW I JUST. THINKING BACK ON IT THERE IS THIS MYSTIQUE TO THAT TIME. THIS STRANGE EXCITEMENT#which is most likely a result of me finally beginning to feel like i can shape my own life and who i am and daydreaming abt a better future#and like exploring myself. in 2010 i turned 14 and fully realised i'm bi and throughout the decade#i experimented with a variety of different like...... identifications and imaginations of who i am#some of those were quite consumer identities (e.g. i strove to be and was a very hipster teen) but nevertheless#i don't know dudes like. the pandemic took a lot from me in terms of ability to be excited about what's to come i think#even though my life is pretty good i'd say#but also maybe that's just what it's like to grow into adulthood and get a job etc. SIGH why am i writing an entire fucking essay#abt my 2010s teenagehood nostalgia#like majority of those years also SUCKED because i had zero real irl friends and was really lonely lmfao#it felt like life didn't really start for me yet#and i was constantly waiting to burst into it. maybe that's the mystique. constantly hoping i am on the precipice of smth extraordinary#is nostalgia for one's teenage yrs inevitable? even if you feel like you missed out on most experiences considered quintessentially teenage?#i only started having Teenage Experiences™ when i went to uni lmfao (i.e. early 20s)#but idk it's such a loaded period psychologically and it's horrible and frustrating when you're living it but then you think back on it#and you're like man..... sure was a time huh. wow#but idk my experience could also be influenced by so many other variables#e.g. smartphones and social networks becoming widespread and common#that was also a pretty significant thing that happened#anyway i think i'm abt to run out of tags so. that's it#sry this shoulda gone into my diary probably but i inflicted it on you instead#neptalks
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Heinrich, before Ludwig lived with him: Autism isn't real, they're taking perfectly normal kids and giving them problems by telling them something is wrong with them :\
Also Heinrich: *would have gotten an early childhood asd diagnosis if he hadn't been born in 1951. Literally thinks everyone gets anxious over keeping eye contact and has weird collections and obsessive interests. wasn't able to keep a job for a long time bc he would burn out so quickly. Liked being a mechanic because he got an excuse to wear earplugs/headphones all the time cause It Was Loud So Lots Of People Did*
#he has had character development since having to be directly involved in his autistic grandsons education and day-to-day life#and dude found out be was bi in 1970 and u gotta work through one thing at a time#so being what most considered just a Kinda Odd Guy was put on the back burner while he went “holy fuck i like men too”#project: plain old vanilla
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me 🤝 mike
trying to make ourselves like girls
#ih and internalized transphobia has an unusually strong grip on me the past few days I’ll be normal soon#anyway working on my current analysis…. the butterfly imagery around Mike makes me INSANE#the duffers really said ‘we are going to show that Mike is trying to make himself like girls & that other people are trying to make him like#girls by paralleling it to some stuff in one of the most horrifying ways possible’ like they rlly. did that#cannot wait to elaborate on this in the analysis because……. now that I Know what the butterflies mean for Mike…… head in hands#LIKE THE DUFFERS JUST COULDNT HAVE DONE IT ANY OTHER WAY HUH??? like it makes sense and it’s lowkey brilliant but. Jesus Christ that’s dark#I’ll explain the full thing in the analysis so this probably doesn’t make sense without the contex but just like. damn#like yes 99% of the time I love being gay but also…. we rlly do live in society…. and then medical transitioning is stressful#like I’m doing it but like. time. money. fear of surgery yk#don’t mind me ranting but like. the ‘trying to make urself’ like girls thing with Mike hits me like a brick every time bc while I Know#lesbians do Not have it easy & im not saying they do but growing up I knew that with where I lived etc while being a lesbian would’ve been#looked down on compared to being straight it wouldn’t have been seen as nearly as ‘bad’ as being trans yk#like that’s just the case for my circumstances and just. even trying to force myself to be bi and feeling like I Had to be into girls bc no#guy would ever take me seriously as a guy and that dudes were supposed to be into girls and if I wasn’t then I was just actually a straight#woman/not queer at all and just. a whole fucking mess like seriously I spent so long Trying to be into girls both as a girl and as a guy
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the way other fanfic writers write boys and men tells me a lot of you have never observed men interacting in the wild much less had male friends of your own. he literally wouldn't do that
#not me studying male coworkers and classmates for “authentic behavior”#group of men just as dumb as a group of women though the brain cell count drops faster XD#however a mixed group where everyone's input matters usually gets stuff done and is a lot of fun#power imbalance in a mixed group is a palpable joy killer eg the guy/gal who thinks they're in charge#but if your guy friends and your gal friends are all equally down for hijinks#it is SO fun#anyway the best fics in any trope are ones where men actually act like men#straight gay bi it does not matter men by and large behave similarly with each other#sometimes you get the sensitive thoughtful types who read and philosophize#but they still watch sports and they still play in the dirt boys will be boys etc#writing fanfic#and even some of the best men will second guess a woman's testimony if another man has a shred of doubt#the boys club is real and it's everywhere#not even women trust each other that much ime#most importantly everyone is multifaceted and wrong sometimes#guys can mean well and mess up#they aren't knights in shining armor they're just dudes doing what they think is right or normal
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Really personal experience with sexuality in tags below
#my ramblings#ok so i keep gaslighting myself#for context im defs bi theres no two ways about it#i doubt myself so often though#my taste in men is so specific i feel weird talking about liking men to osa women bc it comes across like im.not even attracted to thematall#when no im defs attracted to men just my type is incredibly nonthreatening skinny physically like every other dude to me will just beSomeGuy#similarly w women but idek really know my type in women apart from athletic bc i have consciously known myself to be more attracted to men#but its not men that invade my dreams at night#its women#and honestly if i ever get a bf im highkey scared of touching that Thang unless i so happen to be in the mood#im not even asexual either just most people are Some Dude to me and wanting the intimacy w sex seems something so far away bc finding#people i find attractive in the first place just seems so hard#and then them liking me back is a whole other thing#so????#im defs bi defs not asexual but literally cannot pull the meaningful relationship i want rn
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